Surprise TOM

The guy from way back when turned out to be a TOTAL jerk. He told me I have anger issues. Not the first time I've heard that, and I can't say that I disagree.

Good news! Me and Tom are getting a puppy tonight! I can't wait. I wonder what he'll want to name it. Probably Ogre. That's what he wanted to name his little brother. Such a silly goose. The puppy is half lab and half German Shepherd. He should be very smart and a good guard dog. Just what I wanted. Way too many people that don't like me know where I live. Too bad you can't enter the witness protection program for pissing people off. They would've shipped me off long ago! I think I finally talked dad into letting me get one since his dog ATE my bunny. If he doesn't feel bad he should. hehe

All this college stuff is sooo confusing! I don't know what classes I need to take now and which ones I don't. I don't know if there is a limit on how many hours you can take during the summer mini's. I'm pretty darn smart and want to get it over with. In a few short years I will be one of the meanest most understanding probation officer's ever. I've pretty much been on probation for the past 3 years of my life. Once for theft, and twice for DWI's. I started stealing at a very young age and did it until I got caught. After that I never stole again. Too bad I didn't learn my lesson with my first DWI. I had to get 2 of those before I learned. If I get another one they'll send me to the pen. I'm too pretty to go to the pen. Some big lezzy would make me be her girlfriend I'm sure. YIKES!

In August I will be OFF probation. I completed 6 months of probation in one county a while back without one violation. In August is when the 18 month probation will be over. Not one violation on it either. When I was on probation for theft. I violated about every other month. My P.O. gave me weekends in jail everytime. I think I did 9 or 10 before I got a DWI and served 42 days in county jail for probation revocation. My P.O. saw me at Grahams with my sister once, got weekends in jail for that. Then someone would call him and tell him they saw me drinking and I'd get more. (I'm pretty sure I know who you are too. You'll get what's coming to you.) Finally that person called him and told him I was dating a felon. The judge gave me 6 more months probation and 2 weekends in jail. I served one of the two before it was revoked. For those of you who don't know. When you're on probation you have a WHOLE other set of laws to abide by. Don't date a felon is on the list. As well as, don't go to Grahams, don't drink, don't cross state lines, and don't break the law. I 'm pretty sure I did all of those. I got what I deserved. I deserved to go to jail. But those days are over, and I'm very thankful for that man I thought was so mean when I was on probation with him. He's the one that told me about Narcotics Anonymous. So, I kind of owe it all to him. Thanks short bald man with no fingernails!!!